Student Does “Nothing” Over Break: Enters Vegetative State

COLLEGETOWN- College of Human Ecology sophomore Sandra Owings reported did literally “nothing” during this past weekend’s February Break. “I mostly just sat around, didn’t do any work or go out or anything,” said the Human Development major who remained sprawled out on the couch in her Collegetown apartment having not left that position since 1:30 p.m. on Friday afternoon. “I wanted to take this break as an opportunity to relax.” Owings reportedly was looking forward to getting back to classes so that she could eat for the first time in 5 days.

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