How Your Tuition Increase Will Be Spent

University officials announced Monday that undergraduate tuition will increase by $1,920 beginning next year. CU Nooz provides the breakdown of exactly where that money will go on a per student basis.

• $10: Tuition increase commemorative baseball caps
• $15: Bronze statue of Touchdown the Big Red Bear counting money
• $5: Upgrades to dorm laundry facilities so that they accept cash
• $25: More hot food vending machines
• $400: Thrown directly into garbage
• $50: Funding for campus-wide program to uninstall electrical outlets, Wi-Fi routers
• $675: Paint
• $120: Hire employees to wait on Terrace salad line, make it appear longer
• $1: Jet Ski for Computer Science Professor Daisy Fan
• $155: Pinball machines
• $15: Emergency supplementary funds to bring not only Matt but also Kim to Slope Day
• $35: Processing Fee
• $250: For investing in penny stocks
• $4: Donation boxes
• $60: On-campus Arby’s franchise
• $100: More waterslides

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