CU Nooz’s List of Things to Do in March

March is a slow time of the year, with the weather still cold and overcast and spring still far off. Take a look at CU Nooz’s suggestions of how to spend your time in March.

• The Commons has lots of cool events going on but you won’t go to any of them.
• Go to class.
• Celebrate National Music in our Schools Month.
• Count the seconds until it’s warm again.
• Breathe.
• Become so bored that you debate what colors a fucking dress is.
• Feel the slow embrace of boredom and swim in its murky depths.
• Dread the day that you, too, will be dead.
• Maintain personal hygiene.
• Wait patiently.
• Get caught up in March Madness by watching the Cornell’s games from the 2010 tournament and nothing else.
• Do your homework.
• Saint Patrick’s Day is one day, so that’s something.
• Pray for the sweet release of April. 

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