Nooz Staff September 12, 2018

Loose Piece of Paper Just Shoved Inside Laptop

KLARMAN HALL — Shortly following class dismissal on Wednesday, a chemistry worksheet that really should have been put in a binder was unceremoniously closed between the screen and keyboard of a Macbook Pro.

Sources reported the laptop shutting in a “weirdly satisfying” way around the document to form a “cute little sandwich.” They also noted the presence of several neat, organized, and ”ridiculously accessible” nearby plastic folders that proved no comparison for the $1500 high-tech paper protector.

The document was intermittently spotted throughout the day, most notably when it was shoved to the side by an iced coffee as the laptop was opened at Zeus.

Reports indicate that the paper ended the day wrinkled beyond recognition at the bottom of a backpack, to later find new life as a PDF downloaded from Blackboard.

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