- If you met Thomas the Tank Engine in real life, would you flirt with him?
- Between the Webkinz and the Beanie Babies, which are tops and which are bottoms? Justify your answer.
- On a scale of one to ten, if you were one of Mr. Rogers’ puppets, how good would his hand feel up you?
- Which campus buildings are the most and least fuckable?
- Have you ever been romantically attracted to a bird? Was it a white breasted nuthatch?
- Which cars from Cars had the most and least sexual tension?
- List the most attractive features of a goat.
- Have you ever watched a Disney princess movie and thought she should end up with her animal sidekick? If yes, have you ever commissioned furry fanart? What’s your fursona’s name?
- If you were to write a sexually explicit letter to the person sitting next to you, what font would you use and why would it be courier new?
- Who in this room would you most want to be gently caressed by? Feel free to pick me.