“Rank The Chickens From Chicken Run By Sex Appeal” And 10 Other Icebreakers That Will Make You Drop The Class

  1. If you met Thomas the Tank Engine in real life, would you flirt with him?
  2. Between the Webkinz and the Beanie Babies, which are tops and which are bottoms? Justify your answer.
  3. On a scale of one to ten, if you were one of Mr. Rogers’ puppets, how good would his hand feel up you?
  4. Which campus buildings are the most and least fuckable?
  5. Have you ever been romantically attracted to a bird? Was it a white breasted nuthatch?
  6. Which cars from Cars had the most and least sexual tension?
  7. List the most attractive features of a goat.
  8. Have you ever watched a Disney princess movie and thought she should end up with her animal sidekick? If yes, have you ever commissioned furry fanart? What’s your fursona’s name? 
  9. If you were to write a sexually explicit letter to the person sitting next to you, what font would you use and why would it be courier new?
  10. Who in this room would you most want to be gently caressed by? Feel free to pick me.

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