We Would Be Together (Which Would Get Me A Lot Of Clout With My Friends Because They Respect Authority) And Imagine The Recognition Walking Around The Arts Quad And Some Gov Major Sees Us And Asks “Isn’t That Ryan Lombardi, Vice President Of Student and Campus Life Of Cornell University And Oversees Over 1,200 Staff Members Which Have A Combined Operating Budget Of $260 Million And Who Received An Undergraduate Degree in Music Education from West Chester University, A Master’s Degree In Higher Education Administration From The University Of Kansas, And A Doctorate In Higher Education Administration From North Carolina State University And Prior To Joining Cornell In 2015 Was The Vice President for Student Affairs And Affiliated Faculty In The Patton College Of Education At Ohio University With That Smokeshow Of A Student” And I Would Say “Of Course He Is Who Else Could This Be?” And Of Course They Would Get Upset But Ryan (Who I Am Sure Is A Very Humble Guy) Would Get Flustered And Say That He’s Not That Famous But He Is That Famous At Least Around Here And That’s Why It Would Be Such An Advantageous Situation To Be Seen With Him Which Is Why I Would Want To But Also Yeah Because He’s Kinda Hot Respectfully, Like With The Utmost Respect Mr. Vice President Lombardi (And Also His Wife).
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