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Cornell’s Commitment to Sustainability: Flu Shot Clinics to Reuse Needles, Bandages
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Expressive Activity Policy Updated with Provisions for “Acceptable White Hood Size” and “Torch Specifications”
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Uh Oh! Friend Immediately Agreeing to Plan Might Be a Loser
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Low iPhone Battery Miraculously Lasts 8 Days in Library

Nooz Staff9 years ago9 years ago02 mins

OLIN LIBRARY — In what witnesses are calling a true miracle, it has been confirmed that Ethan Gold’s iPhone battery managed to last eight days straight while he was studying in Olin library for his final exams. “I was shocked by how long the battery lasted,” Gold recounted. “Going into the first day of finals…

Op-Ed: Discrimination? 104West! Won’t Serve Me Food Today

Op-Ed: If You Had a Creepy Skeleton Son That Won’t Stop Growing, You’d Advocate For Abortion Rights Too

Op-Ed: I’m Not Sure Which “They” Marjorie Taylor Greene is Talking About, But I’m Glad She Supports the Nonbinary Community

Cornell’s Commitment to Sustainability: Flu Shot Clinics to Reuse Needles, Bandages

Expressive Activity Policy Updated with Provisions for “Acceptable White Hood Size” and “Torch Specifications”

Uh Oh! Friend Immediately Agreeing to Plan Might Be a Loser

Low iPhone Battery Miraculously Lasts 8 Days in Library