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Expressive Activity Policy Updated with Provisions for “Acceptable White Hood Size” and “Torch Specifications”
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Fakest, Nastiest Bitch You Know Dressed As Angel Instead of Devil
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“Hey Why is That Guy in the Cop Costume Using Tear Gas on Innocent Civilians?” Frat Doorman Realizes He Messed Up Big Time
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Dark Academia? I Am Sad and Have To Do Homework
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Frat Legend Dad Spends All of Parent’s Weekend Upstaging Loser Son

Nooz Staff5 years ago02 mins

EDDY STREET — At this year’s Parent’s Weekend, total Frat bro icon Ronald Hernandez ‘90 spent his days overshadowing his painfully less-cool son. “The brothers at his old house really seemed to like him,” said son Richie Hernandez ‘ 23. “They invited him back up in two weeks for their big fall party. And honestly,…

Sophomore Acing Summer Classes, Failing Summer

Nooz Staff8 years ago8 years ago02 mins

OLIN HALL — Finishing up yet another assignment for his Introduction to Python course, rising sophomore Jordan Noble is acing his summer classes while, at the same time, failing at summer vacation. “The course is going really well, I love the professor and the homeworks are pretty fun!” said Noble as all his peers were…