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February 4, 2014

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Students Get Juice at New Temple of Seuss!

Nooz Staff12 years ago12 years ago02 mins

Goldwin Smith houses kids on humanities tracks, But often those kids are in need of some snacks! There’s not enough food in professors’ discourses, After all, college students eat fully grown horses. So then where do you go to get your daily fill? Is there a place with a kitchen? A crockpot? A grill? There’s…

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“Big Red” Nickname Changed Following Opposition by Colorblind

Nooz Staff12 years ago12 years ago02 mins

ITHACA, NY- In an effort to remain one of the country’s most welcoming, friendly, and accommodating universities, Cornell, behind the leadership of its President David Skorton, has decided to rename it’s mascot, “Big Red,” to be more colorblind friendly.  Skorton said today in a press conference, “we want all Cornellians to be able to have…

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