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April 22, 2014

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Ithaca Renting Company to Begin Punching Tenants in Face

Nooz Staff12 years ago02 mins

COLLEGETOWN– Ithaca Renting Company announced Friday that all future leases with the local real estate firm will explicitly permit the company to punch its tenants in the face. Current tenants expressed frustration with the new policy and some indicated that they were strongly considering switching to a different firm next semester. “I understand that it’s…

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