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Breaking: Cornell Alma Mater Now Stuck in Your Head

Nooz Staff12 years ago12 years ago02 mins

ITHACA- Reports indicate that since reading the headline of this article, “Far Above Cayuga’s Waters,” the Cornell alma mater, has been stuck in your head. It is being noted that at this very moment, you are reciting the line “With its waves of blue” in your mind, while softly humming the tune out loud. Further reports…

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