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April 30, 2014

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Senior Disappointed to Find He Has Done Only 9 Things on 161 List

Nooz Staff12 years ago12 years ago02 mins

ITHACA- Max Harmon ’14 was both shocked and saddened Tuesday after learning that he had accomplished merely 9 things on the Cornell Daily Sun’s “161 Things Every Cornellian Should Do.” “I could’ve sworn I’d done more,” pleaded the regretful human development major, lamenting never handing out quartercards on Ho Plaza (#85) or visiting the sex…

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