September 10, 2014

Klarman Hole To Open December 2015

Nooz Staff11 years ago11 years ago01 mins

ITHACA — Cornell Facilities Services has announced that construction of the Klarman Hole is on track and scheduled for completion by December of 2015. The new hole will be located adjacent to Goldwin Smith Hall on the East Avenue side, where it shall serve as Cornell’s “Hole for the Humanities.” This concept, as detailed by…

Cornell Ranked Top University in Country by Billy’s Mom

Nooz Staff11 years ago9 years ago02 mins

PITTSBURG, PA—A positive energy swept through Cornell this morning as it was learned that the college was once again ranked the top university in the country by Billy’s mom. “You know, I’ve seen a good number of colleges in the northeast, and I just know that Cornell is just the best one out of all…

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September 10, 2014

Klarman Hole To Open December 2015

Cornell Ranked Top University in Country by Billy’s Mom