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April 19, 2015

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Visiting Class of 2019 Egregiously Mislead by Weekend’s Weather

Nooz Staff11 years ago01 mins

ARTS QUAD – Hundreds of potential new students visited Cornell’s campus this weekend only to have an absolutely misleading impression of what the climate is like. “It’s so beautiful here! I can’t wait to start here in the fall and do all my work on the Arts Quad,” described Julia Nichols ‘19, a chump of…

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