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June 1, 2015

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“Where’s the Beach?” Asks Terribly Lost Ithaca Tourist

Nooz Staff11 years ago11 years ago01 mins

ITHACA — A horrendously lost man was seen wandering the streets of downtown Ithaca asking locals how to get to the nearest beach. The man was reportedly on vacation in Ithaca with his wife and two children, adamant about swimming in the ocean. “Hey, can you show me where we can catch some waves?” asked…

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