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Prefrosh Prepares Story of High School Drinking to Impress New Friends

Nooz Staff11 years ago11 years ago03 mins

ROCHESTER – Derrick Crowley, Class of 2019, is currently attempting to figure out the best way to tell his fellow freshman of that one night of underage drinking during his final year of high school. Crowley believes that his crazy and meticulously practiced story will gain him social credibility and immediately garner friends during O-Week….

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