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July 22, 2015

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BREAKING: Mob Takes Down Another Collegetown Restaurant

Nooz Staff11 years ago11 years ago02 mins

COLLEGETOWN — The Ithaca Mob has forced the closure of yet another one of Collegetown’s celebrated restaurants, Stella’s Cafe. “Mob bosses have been very active recently in trying to shut down anywhere fun or tasteful in the Ithaca area,” said Cornell Police Chief Kathy Zoner. “It’s just a shame that Stella’s was next on their…

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