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February 1, 2016

  • Cornell

Money-Making Programs Unite to Make Money-Making University More Money

Nooz Staff10 years ago02 mins

STATLER HALL – The three money-making programs at Cornell , the School of Hotel Administration, the Dyson School of Applied Economics and Management, and the Johnson Graduate School of Management, will officially combine to make the money-making university even more money. President Garrett, who already makes a lot of money from overseeing a well-endowed institution,…

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  • Cornell

Garrett Commissions New College of Business for Engineering Students to Transfer Into

Nooz Staff10 years ago03 mins

DAY HALL — President Elizabeth Garrett announced this past weekend the creation of the new Cornell College of Business, an amalgamation of the School of Hotel Administration, the Dyson School of Applied Economics & Management and the Samuel Curtis Johnson Graduate School of Management. This new college will serve as a revolutionary new program which…

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