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Well, Entire Cheesecake in Jansen’s Market Sure Isn’t Going To Eat Itself

Nooz Staff10 years ago10 years ago02 mins

JANSEN’S MARKET — Onlookers in Noyes came to the conclusion earlier this afternoon that the entire cheesecake staring at them from the lonely refrigerated display wasn’t going to eat itself after all. “One thing’s for certain: that scrumptious-looking dessert has no capacity for autophagy and no one else in this line has the guts to…

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