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May 3, 2016

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Kathy Zoner Warns Campus of the Inevitable Death That Awaits Us All

Nooz Staff9 years ago9 years ago02 mins

CORNELL POLICE STATION — This past Sunday, Cornell Police Chief Kathy Zoner sent out a campus-wide email warning both students and faculty of Cornell of the inevitable end that is in store for all mortals. In the communique entitled “Time Waits For No One, Death Always Awaits as the Eternal Doorman, Phishing Alert,” Zoner warned…

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