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Sophomore Acing Summer Classes, Failing Summer

Nooz Staff10 years ago10 years ago02 mins

OLIN HALL — Finishing up yet another assignment for his Introduction to Python course, rising sophomore Jordan Noble is acing his summer classes while, at the same time, failing at summer vacation. “The course is going really well, I love the professor and the homeworks are pretty fun!” said Noble as all his peers were…

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