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September 2, 2016

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Campus Glad Cornell Republicans’ Vote Won’t Count

Nooz Staff10 years ago10 years ago02 mins

Breathing a large sigh of relief, the Cornell community was glad to hear the Cornell Republicans’ votes will not count in the 2016 election after club endorsed Libertarian candidate Gary Johnson. “It was touch and go for the past week, and we were sure this announcement was going to endorse Trump, but it’s so much…

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OP-ED: I Think Quiet Parties Can Still Be Fun

Nooz Staff10 years ago03 mins

Hey guys, you having a party here? Can I see some ID’s? Thank you. Everybody over 21 in here? Glad to hear it. We’ve been getting some noise complaints from this house, so I’m going to have to ask you to turn down the volume on the music. I’m not trying to be the bad…

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