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OP-ED: Can The Daily Sun’s “Sex on Thursday” Columnist Please Stop Boning My Girlfriend?

Nooz Staff9 years ago03 mins

Believe me. I enjoy The Daily Sun’s opinion pieces as much as the next guy. They cover a lot of useful information and interesting topics with thoughtful perspectives. But I have a problem with the Sex on Thursdays column. Specifically, I want whoever writes that column to please stop boning my girlfriend. I get that…

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