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Senior Decides It’s Already Too Late to Be Productive Over Winter Break

Nooz Staff9 years ago9 years ago02 mins

PHILADELPHIA, PA — After getting out of bed at 1:45 PM and briefly considering looking at his calendar, Ted Jackson ‘17 concluded it was already too late to be productive over winter break. “I’m really trying to make the most out of the holidays,” Jackson said while gnawing on frozen pizza from the comfort of…

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