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Fall Rush Mandates 5 Hours Cuddling Per 1 Hour Hazing

Nooz Staff7 years ago7 years ago02 mins

COLLEGETOWN—In the wake of hazing scandals and the rise of fall rush, the University Interfraternity and Panhellenic Councils have mandated fraternities and sororities provide 5 hours of cuddle time for each hour of hazing. “We recognize that we have failed at preventing hazing altogether,” admitted Emma Klipton, a chair of the judicial board. “This step…

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