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OP-ED: Hey! That’s My Freshman Roommate…I Think

Nooz Staff7 years ago7 years ago02 mins

See that girl over there? That’s my freshman roommate…I think. Yeah. She was my roommate from freshman year in Mews. She had the key to all my personal belongings for an entire year, and I’m… I wanna say, like, 80% sure that’s her. Okay, that might not be her. I’m really leaning toward thinking, yes,…

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