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Forty-Five-Year-Old Alum Feeling Real Bold in Daily Sun Comment Section

Nooz Staff7 years ago7 years ago02 mins

BLOOMINGTON, IN– After reading a Cornell Daily Sun article that he did not agree with, 45-year-old alum David Waller ‘96 dauntlessly decided to express his discontent in the publication’s comment section. Turning on the caps button on his keyboard, Waller lamented  his alma mater’s fall from grace when it comes to political discourse around campus….

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