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Student Enters Sixth Hour of Waiting to be let into 2nd Floor of Trillium

Nooz Staff6 years ago03 mins

KENNEDY HALL—Citing her exasperation at no one making enough eye contact for her to silently mime an opening motion before being let through the one-way door, Katherine Ochona, ’21, has reportedly spent the last 6 hours orbiting the 2nd floor door between Kennedy Hall and Trillium.  “I was just leaving my 10:10 Biochemistry class, when…

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