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April 29, 2020

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Lucky Student Manages to Snag Thirty Free Tables in Temple of Zeus During Lunch Rush

Nooz Staff6 years ago02 mins

TEMPLE OF ZEUS—Scrambling to beat the lunch rush at Temple of Zeus, Jackson France ’23 was elated to find the thirty tables he wanted all free.  “I’m always extra vigilant on Mac and Cheese Day because I know how cutthroat it can get,” explained France. “I didn’t expect to get more than 22 or 23…

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