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OP-ED: The Way I Got the Vaccine is Actually Ethical, I Promise

Nooz Staff5 years ago5 years ago03 mins

I am a simple man, really.  Every day, I wake up, put my pants on one leg at time, enjoy a cup of coffee, and commit all my other silly tasks just like the rest of these plebeians I call peers. What sets me apart, you may ask? Unlike those vulnerable fools, I actually qualify…

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