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West Campus Adds Chicken Fingers to Menu for All the Wittle Picky Babies

Nooz Staff5 years ago02 mins

WEST CAMPUS– In a move that will be celebrated by seven-year-olds everywhere, Cornell Dining has made an exciting new addition to the regular menu on West Campus- Chicken Fingers! Citing the mounting requests from students to diversify the menu, as well as complaints about the food being “too spicy” and “completely inedible”, the dining staff…

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