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OP-ED: The Wrappers, Clothes, And Toxic Debris Underneath My Bed Are For Intruder Protection, Not Because I Am A Slob

Nooz Staff3 years ago3 years ago06 mins

As a proud Cornell student and responsible youth, I care about crime. Stealing is mean and I would certainly not do it. People break into people’s rooms and that is scary because if it could happen to them, it could happen to me, and I do not want that to happen to me. Perhaps hiding…

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