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“Uppies?” Lightweight Wrestling Team Member Desires to Dunk a Basketball

Nooz Staff3 years ago3 years ago04 mins

HELEN NEWMAN BASKETBALL COURT–Johnathan Cool ‘24 has been an NCAA champion wrestler for 2 years and counting, and was set to make another run at the title this upcoming year, where he was sure to make a splash in the tournament. His coaches and admirers had been expecting his grand return, when he suddenly came…

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