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Bill of Rights Battle: ROTC Hookup Requests to Stay the Night in Gov Major’s Dorm

Nooz Staff2 years ago2 years ago03 mins

TONI MORRISON HALL—Despite the ongoing Friday night festivities, Freshmen Jackson Avery ’27 and Annabelle Warner ’27 remained locked in a stand-off. Avery, a private in the small militia known as Cornell ROTC, broke the post hookup haze by demanding that Warner’s room be the quarters where he and his musket lay to rest that night….

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