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Hotelie Couple Fluffs Pillows, Dusts Headboard Before Having Sex

Nooz Staff2 years ago2 years ago03 mins

STATLER HOTEL—Three things in life are certain: death, taxes, and a Hotelie informing unsuspecting, regular people of their “major” completely unprompted. One pair of hotel students has taken this fact to a new level, rethinking the societal norm of oversharing. “We like to practice our craft in interesting ways; just last week I organized my…

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