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Woah Woah Weeoawww! Bumbling Parent Slips on Banana-Flavored White Claw Can

Nooz Staff2 years ago2 years ago02 mins

ARTS QUAD—Cornell’s Family Weekend is a treasured opportunity for families to reunite, take up all the tables at local restaurants, and visit that one waterfall. But for one family, the experience was not so idyllic. As Meredith Ellington ‘89 wandered across the arts quad, presumably to disrupt innocent students attempting to study in A.D. White…

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