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Friendless Loser? Student Seen Eating Alone in Dining Hall

Nooz Staff2 years ago2 years ago03 mins

WEST CAMPUS—No self-respecting student would ever dare to eat dinner alone, so all eyes were on Jaden Lewis ‘25 last night at Becker House as he appeared to finish his meal entirely by himself.  Patrons stared at the pathetic nobody in a mixture of pity and disgust as he filled his plate and slowly meandered…

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