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Snowmen Left Destitute As Snow Bank Dissolves
Hateful Professor Asks Question on Reading No One Read
Biology Major Slinks Sheepishly Out of Lab, One Rat Heavier
A.D. White Professor-At-Large Finally Apprehended

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A.D. White Professor-At-Large Finally Apprehended
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CU NoozMagazine | Spring 2025 Issue

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