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Campus-Wide Power Outage Caused by Spider Lamp in Donlon Dorm

Nooz Staff10 years ago02 mins

DONLON HALL — The entirety of Cornell University experienced a power outage earlier this afternoon, a campus-wide problem that has now been attributed to freshman Johnny Ribb ’19 using a spider lamp in his Donlon single dorm room. “See? I told you! I told you spider lamps were dangerous!” announced Donlon third floor RA Ryan…

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