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Student Hastily Relates Super Bowl To Last Night’s Comparative Literature Reading

Nooz Staff9 years ago02 mins

GOLDWIN SMITH – Stating that the dichotomy between good and evil was a theme in both John Milton’s oeuvre Paradise Lost and the championship football game between the New England Patriots and the Atlanta Falcons, comparative literature student William Perkins ‘18 hastily related his reading from the previous night to Super Bowl LI during discussion….

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