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Student Hastily Relates Super Bowl To Last Night’s Comparative Literature Reading

Nooz Staff9 years ago02 mins

GOLDWIN SMITH – Stating that the dichotomy between good and evil was a theme in both John Milton’s oeuvre Paradise Lost and the championship football game between the New England Patriots and the Atlanta Falcons, comparative literature student William Perkins ‘18 hastily related his reading from the previous night to Super Bowl LI during discussion….

Eric Adams Drops Out of NYC Mayoral Race, Excited to Pursue Corruption in Other Aspects of Public Service

Please Take One! Frat Leaves Basket of Zyns on Doorstep for Early Recruitment of Trick-or-Treaters

“Can I be Gru?” Asks Short, Yellow, One-Eyed Friend with No Self-Awareness

Illegal Canadian Immigrants Descend on Lynah Rink Thanks to Josh Riley’s Open Border Policy

Ben Shapiro Stirs Up Hydrophobic Allegations After Swallowing Motor Oil to Make Voice Extra Squeaky

“Hot, Single 19 Year Old, Down For Hand Stuff” Costume Really Popular Among Divorced Dads

Student Hastily Relates Super Bowl To Last Night’s Comparative Literature Reading