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“Why Don’t Starbucks Workers Just Get A Better Job?” Asks Hotelie With Net Worth of a Small Country

Nooz Staff4 years ago4 years ago02 mins

COLLEGETOWN– It was a typical afternoon for Bradley Worcestershire IV, ‘23 when a trip for a salted caramel frappuccino came to halt upon discovering that the Starbucks on College Ave was closed due to an ongoing labor strike being waged by its workers.  “It was odd, bro. I couldn’t really get why the workers were…

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