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BREAKING: Investigators Almost Certain Graffiti Vandal an Asshole

Nooz Staff10 years ago02 mins

ITHACA — After looking into the prevalence of graffiti on the Cornell main campus, investigators from the Ithaca Police Department are almost certain the vandal, who has been defacing school property with communist propaganda, is an asshole. “We had our suspicions that this hoodlum was an asshole back in November when they spray painted the…

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