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Cornell’s Stray Cats Enter Week Three Of Vicious Turf War Over D.P. Dough Dumpster

Nooz Staff5 years ago03 mins

COLLEGETOWN- To the dismay of many Cornellians, the street battle that has been waged by two feline tribes over rights to the dumpster behind D.P. Dough has continued to rage on for a third consecutive week. With much of the bloodshed being accompanied by hours of hissing and growling, residents of the apartments above have…

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