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Student at Summer Internship Drops Fourth Hint of Day That He Goes to Cornell

Nooz Staff9 years ago02 mins

MIDTOWN MANHATTAN — Hoping to remind his fellow interns of his intellectual superiority, Cornell rising Sophomore Danny Harris dropped his fourth hint of the day that he goes to Cornell University while working at startup this summer. Harris, who is currently in the process of transferring from ILR to AEM, was heard telling people that…

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