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March 13, 2026
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Student Depressed That First Sunburn of the Year Came at Home and Not ‘Tossin’ Disk on the Quad’

Nooz Staff6 years ago02 mins

MAMARONECK, NY—Thad McQuaid ‘20 recently expressed profound sadness that the first scorching of his oppressively pasty skin happened at home in Westchester, and not on the Arts Quad back in Ithaca. “It just sucks, bro,” McQuaid explained tearfully. “Every year my boys and I would wait for the first nice day of spring and spend…

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Oh Shit, John Going To Throw The Frisbee Overhand

Nooz Staff10 years ago02 mins

ARTS QUAD — Panic quickly spread Tuesday when it dawned upon quad-goers that, oh dear lord, John’s going to attempt to throw the frisbee overhand. “Hey, check this out!” yelled the ambitious freshman as he cocked his arm behind his head, unknowingly putting several passing students at risk of bodily harm. Having never witnessed such…

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