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March 14, 2026
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Mock Trial Team Excited by Prospect of Real Lawsuit

Nooz Staff6 years ago02 mins

DAY HALL — Following recent hazing allegations, members of Cornell Mock Trial are eagerly anticipating the potential for legal action. “We practice our courtroom skills for competitions all year, but we never get to do any real lawyer stuff,” said club President Michael Saks ‘20. “If we get the chance to face an actual lawsuit,…

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Cornell Mock Trial Busted for Ambulance Chasing

Nooz Staff10 years ago10 years ago02 mins

This article was sponsored by Cornell Mock Trial, a student group that participates and competes nationally in Mock Trial tournaments simulating a fictional court case. ARTS QUAD — The Cornell Mock Trial team came under fire earlier this week for ambulance chasing, soliciting legal counsel to a student who tripped down the steps outside Goldwin…

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