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Fucked-Up Frat Travel Plans Sent Brothers To Absolute Rager in Miami, Ohio

Nooz Staff4 years ago4 years ago03 mins

WEST CAMPUS—After being swarmed with questions from friends as to why they missed the massive parties in South Beach last week, members of Pi Pi Delta fraternity explained that a booking error had sent them to party at Miami University of Ohio instead. “Fuck bro, shit happens sometimes” Brad Nolan ‘23 admitted. “I will acknowledge…

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