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 Fuck You Fido: Idiot Puppy Clearly Running The Wrong Way In Puppy Bowl

Nooz Staff3 years ago3 years ago02 mins

COOL INSURING ARENA- At the most anticipated athletic event of the year, one furry friend failed to  live up to expectation. Despite his status as ”Pick of the litter,” the forty pound Wide Retriever, Fido appeared to crumble under the pressure. His fluffy, adorable exterior quickly melted away when it became clear that his football…

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