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November 4, 2013

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Minority Student’s “White Person” Halloween Costume Causes Public Outrage

Nooz Staff12 years ago02 mins

Racial tensions peaked on Saturday as a minority student thought it would be funny to dress up as a white person for Halloween. The student, who wishes to remain anonymous, has received threats from the majority community. Photos from Facebook reveal that the student, dressed in beige khakis, brown loafers, and a v-neck sweater pulled…

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Clocktower Plays “Rains of Castamere” Over Chimes- Campus-Wide Panic Ensues

Nooz Staff12 years ago03 mins

ITHACA- Last Thursday, the Cornell campus erupted into chaos after McGraw Clocktower played “Rains of Castamere” over chimes. The song, widely associated with The Red Wedding, a horrific slaughter-fest in the hit HBO Series, “Game of Thrones,” could be heard all throughout campus. “I was just studying in the 7th Floor Stacks of Olin Library…

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