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September 28, 2014

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Facebook Stalking Wizard Already Knows Everyone in Class of 2018

Nooz Staff11 years ago01 mins

High Rise 5– After just a few weeks at school, freshman Jay Cousins knows every single person in Cornell University’s Class of 2018 after stalking them all on Facebook. “I obviously started with the hot girls immediately after joining the Class of 2018 Facebook group, but then moved onto frequent posters and potential roommates. Before…

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